“They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.”
― Tom Bodett
cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

(Source: oetker.co.uk, via eridam-it)

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w1tch1ng-h0ur:

The Never Ending Road.

In Corona, California there once was a road known by most of the older locals as the never ending road. Specifically, the road’s true name was Lester Road.

However, 70 years ago, Lester Road was an unlit road that people claimed became a never ending road when driven at night. The people who made such a drive were never seen or heard from again.The legend became so well-known that people refused to even drive Lester Road during the day.

Perpetuation of the legend convinced local law enforcement to investigate around the 1960’s. Lester Road took a sharp left turn at its end, and there were no guard rails. Beyond the curve lay a canyon, and on the other side of the canyon was another road that lined up so well with Lester Road that when viewed from the correct angle, especially at night, the canyon vanished from sight, and the road seemed to continue on up and over the hill on the other side of the canyon. Upon investigation of the canyon, dozens of cars were found, fallen to their doom, with the decomposing bodies of the victims still strapped to their seats.

Law enforcement tried to cover up their findings. They closed down Lester road, letting the trees grow where the road once stood and letting the bodies remain in their final resting place.

(via sixpenceee)

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piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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sinnersandstars:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Well yeah when you make the song about the lead singers’ fathers death into a goddamn joke I’d be mad too.

sinnersandstars:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Well yeah when you make the song about the lead singers’ fathers death into a goddamn joke I’d be mad too.

(via eridam-it)

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JUST PLEASE LET ME HAVE JUST ONE OMG

Harry Potter:Tell us about a scar on your body
Hermione Granger:What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Ron Weasley:Something you're afraid of?
Luna Lovegood:One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Fred Weasley:Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
George Weasley:What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
Neville Longbottom:Tell us an embarrassing story.
Narcissa Malfoy:Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
Voldemort:If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Bellatrix Lestrange:Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Ginny Weasley:Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Hedwig:If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Draco Malfoy:Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
Rubeus Hagrid:What is your favorite mystical creature?
Dolores Umbridge:Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
Lucius Malfoy:What is your most prized possession?
Molly Weasley:What is the proudest moment of your life?
Dobby:Who are you most loyal to?
Sirius Black:Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
Argus Filch:What's the worst job you've ever had?
Dudley Dursley:How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
Peter Pettigrew:Are you a leader or a follower?
Cedric Diggory:Have you ever had a near death experience?
Albus Dumbledore:What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
Minerva McGonagall:What is your favorite spell?
Severus Snape:Are you a trustworthy person?
Remus Lupin:If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
Uncle Vernon:What is your favorite day of the week?
Mad Eye Moody:Who is the bravest person you know?
Arthur Weasley:What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
Professor Sprout:What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Nymphadora Tonks:If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Moaning Mertile:What is something that always makes you cry?
James Potter:Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Lily Potter:What color eyes do you have?
Professor Trelawney:Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Mr. Ollivander:What would your wand look like?
Lavender Brown:Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Cho Chang:If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
Aunt Petunia:What is your favorite flower?
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porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

(Source: yrdeadbeatboyfriend, via aduhm)

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italy:hey germany did you hear about japan's injury
germany:what no
italy:he broke his
italy:
italy:
italy:
italy:japa-knees
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2 hours ago

juniperpunk:

Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…

(via inkedace)

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