queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

(via nerdesque)

average

brightlightsloudnoises:

i get irritated
when people
interchange the word
“average”
with
“failure”,

when they act
like there is shame
in being average,
sitting on top
of the bell curve,
or in a movie theater,

that there is
a need to get
out rulers
and scales
and
tests
and
stopwatches,

that there is
a need for 
paranoia
and
jealousy,

that there
is the need
to kill the laughter
in a bedroom
on sunday night 

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via skipstorm)

beauxbatons:

one time in broadway’s lion king the actor playing simba was sick and so were his understudies so they literally called the lead in aida a few blocks away who played simba to come and fill in even though he hadnt played simba in YEARS and he did and the audience never knew and theatre is incredible

(via madamefrodo)